Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Pants 0. Shit 1.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
love makes seman taste better
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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