Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
sick fucks of a feather flock together
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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