Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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