Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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