So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Drake has all the answers
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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