Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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