I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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