I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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