Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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