Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
it wasn't lemon gatorade
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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