Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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