I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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