oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Randomize
