You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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