That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
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Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
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