am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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