ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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