How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
PANTIES FOUND
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Randomize
