So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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