Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I don't deserve a penis
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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