Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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