i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
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