i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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