he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
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