she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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