i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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