I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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