1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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