Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Do you have feelings for this penis?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Randomize
