Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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