I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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