everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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