He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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