remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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