Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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