i would punch a child for taco bell
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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