Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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