My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Randomize
