I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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