Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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