just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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