im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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