Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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