Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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