doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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