i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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