if you like me you must not know who I am
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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