If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
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