You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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