was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
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