sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
