She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Gay?
German.
Pity.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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