Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
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