Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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