Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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